Surrounded!

Posted: November 1, 2012 by ebtherabbit in Uncategorized
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EB realized the resounding forces of stupidity surround him in that moment. He knew that if he didn’t soon make a move, they would overwhelm him with their sheer weight and mass. Like a lumbering giant of colossal recidivist ignominy moving forward to crush all in it path. He knew he could not stop it. With 12 rounds left in his weapon, his felt his options were somewhat limited.

As a drop of sanguinous sweat fell from his brow onto his lip, He tasted the salt and felt sad…

Banking on me

Posted: October 27, 2012 by ebtherabbit in Story
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EB walked through the door of the bank feeling that old sinking feeling. Like the government it served, it was swirling cesspool of Bureaucracy. He walked up to the counter to be greeted by an extraordinarily beautiful women, who happened to be a teller.

How can I help you today sir? She asked. EB looked at her and said “you already are” She was striking in a way that caused EB’s heart to flutter. He wanted to look away but couldn’t.

He finally said “I need to withdraw $1200”. She looked at him, without smiling, her beautiful eyes looking strait through him. EB noted that her hair was straight and dark brown, her features delicate and her name was Tracy.

Tracy began to type furiously at the terminal in front of her. As her fingers flew, EB wondered what in the name of Christ she could be doing. After a few moments, she stopped, printed a receipt and counted out twelve hundred dollars for EB.

Tracy handed EB the cash. EB looked at her, drawing in her beauty like a sweet perfume and said “thank you”.
She looked at the six foot three inch rabbit, wearing a brown fedora, a brown leather flight jacket and Beretta 40 cal under his jacket and said “call me, my number is on the back of the receipt”. She then smiled, winked and walked away.

“Hmm” though EB.

EB the Rabbit

EB the Rabbit

Posted: October 26, 2012 by ebtherabbit in Background
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Hello potential friends.
My name is EB and I am a Rabbit. You can find me on twitter at @EBtheRabbit.

A private investigator by trade in the beautiful city on Las Vegas (recently tarnished by a certain presidents visit – but after all this is sin city, where else would he go?).

This is a blog of what has happened and is happening. Forgive my seeming lack of social skills (as a Rabbit goes, I’m not half bad) and lack of correct grammar. It is my story and it shall be told. Thank you for tuning in, stepping up and just plain giving a damn.

“The night is dark and an evil nearby lurks. Search not for it’s passage, but hide gamely in the shadows and wait for it pass. When it does, gird yourself and strike! For this evil seeks sweet relief from the hideous hidden pain that infects it’s dark soul…”